so my birthday is i like 13 days guys

jamjars:

jamjars:

It’s from this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWmKAETojwE 

omg the notes :|

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?

they’re like

you’re burning us alive

our insides are melting

hELP US

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sanfrancisko:

(eyeage)

For the next hour I’ll answer every single one of your extremely personal messages, even if you’re anon.

swag0sphere:

gottarawronedirection:

come at meh

I triple dog dare you.

Single or not, reblog to see what you get.

incrediblesunshine:

<3 = I’m falling for you.

:) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching movie.

;) = I like you a lot.

:( = You should talk to me more.

:D = You’re sexy/beautiful.

x = You’re ugly

;O = I want to be best friends.

:P = I want you more than anything.

:K = Kiss me.

:| = You annoy me.

* = We need to make out!

<*3 = I want a relationship with you.

8D = I want to do sexual things with you.

wreckl-ss:

shouldn’t it be “please do not ride the dinosaurs” tho..?